Must Be Monday

I hope everyone had a wonderful weekend and Mother's Day. I have a post that I have been working on, but this weekend was rather busy and I haven't time to do any editing. Hopefully, I'll have it up by tomorrow. In the mean time, I will share with you the reason that I would have been better off staying in bed today!

I should have known this morning, immediately after I got out of bed, that today was going to be one of "those" days.

I got up this morning and headed to the back door to let the dog out. Kris and I currently have SIX cats and a very hyper Australian Shepard (if anyone would like a cat let me know! I love 'em to death, but 6 is waaaaay too many). Anyway, I was still a little groggy and not really paying attention. As I was walking down the hall I stepped in a nice, fresh, warm pile of cat puke! Damnit!! And to top it all off it was on my new rug that I just purchased on Saturday. I let the dog out and went to get some carpet cleaner and a rag. Of coarse, I couldn't find the carpet cleaner, so I let the dog in, and went out to the garage to find some cleaner. After about 10 minutes of searching I found what I was looking for and headed back to clean up. As I walked around the corner I saw the dog by the puke. "Kody, get away from that!" He looked up at me with those little puppy dog eyes as if saying "What, Mom?" Then I looked at the rug. No more puke. Not even a spot. "Kody! Gross!" He answered me with a huge heave and cough. "Shit! Kody get outside, lets go! PLEASE, don't throw up in here! COME ON!!" We made it right to the door way before he puked on my bare feet!

By then I was already running late so I left him out side and rushed to the shower. I arrived 10 minutes late for work. As mentioned in previous posts, I work in an insurance office selling insurance. About 30 minutes after I got to work, a client came in. I stood up, shook his hand, and offered him a chair. I walked around my desk and went to sit in my chair. Whoosh, bam!! My stupid chair slid out from underneath me and I fell right on my ass, in front of my client!!

Ugh!! Is it time to go home yet?!